Dirty Lemons

This blog contains explicit content meant for audiences over the age of 18.

If you are not 18, or aren’t interested in reading porn, please hit the back button on your browser now.

We aren’t interested in reading you bitching and complaining.

No one is holding a gun to your head forcing you to read this blog.

All whiners will be spammed and deleted.

This is your warning.

Now that we got that out of the way, this is the place for Makesmyheadspin and Missy Dee’s collaborative efforts. If you follow either of us you’re probably aware of the following.

1. We love Alexander Skarsgard.
2. We like to write porn.
3. We like angst.
4. If we can combine the two we look something like this…

If you weren’t aware of these things, why are you here? Just wondering. This blog will contain stories that contain some taboo subject matter and we cannot guarantee you happy endings. There will be angst. There might be cheating. Missy & Meg don’t like to give their characters and easy time and there will be no apologizing for the journey the characters take. If you’re going to stick around and read, please put on your big girl panties prior to delving into our work, mmkay? We’re all adults here.

Thanks for stopping by and we hope that you enjoy our work.

Meg & Missy

Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction website dedicated to Southern Vampire Mysteries and the True Blood fandom. We do not own any of the characters created by Charlaine Harris or Alan Ball. This is purely for shits and giggles, not for profit. Thank you.