About Us

This blog contains explicit content meant for audiences over the age of 18.

If you are not 18, or aren’t interested in reading porn, please hit the back button on your browser now.


We aren’t interested in reading you bitching and complaining.

No one is holding a gun to your head forcing you to read this blog.

All whiners will be spammed and deleted.

This is your warning.

Now that we got that out of the way, this is the place for Makesmyheadspin and Missy Dee’s collaborative efforts. If you follow either of us you’re probably aware of the following.

  1. We love Alexander Skarsgard.
  2. We like to write porn.
  3. We like angst.
  4. If we can combine the two we look something like this…

If you weren’t aware of these things, why are you here? Just wondering. This blog will contain stories that contain some taboo subject matter and we cannot guarantee you happy endings. There will be angst. There might be cheating. Missy & Meg don’t like to give their characters and easy time and there will be no apologizing for the journey the characters take. If you’re going to stick around and read, please put on your big girl panties prior to delving into our work, mmkay? We’re all adults here.

Thanks for stopping by and we hope that you enjoy our work.

Meg & Missy

Dirty Lemons

Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction website dedicated to Southern Vampire Mysteries and the True Blood fandom. We do not own any of the characters created by Charlaine Harris or Alan Ball. This is purely for shits and giggles, not for profit. Thank you.

120 thoughts on “About Us

  1. You going to get back to “lay low” sometime soon. I’m with Deborah rose can’t download, please send. Thank you.


  2. Hi there
    The fire diaries file on mobi seems to be not working – upon downloading it it says the document is corrupted. Could you please repost it again?


  3. Multifandom Awards Nomination Announcement

    CONGRATULATIONS! The Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards would like to inform you that you have been nominated in the following category(ies):

    All-Time Favorite True Blood Fanfic – Best Of You

    Voting will start on April 11, 2016. We will take votes for three weeks before closing on May 2, 2016.

    Feel free to let your readers know about this event, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

    -Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards
    awards. fanaticfanfics. com


  4. Don’t you have a few of your stories on PDF’s. It appears I have let my two year old granddaughter play with my phone and lost some things. Also, you wouldn’t happen to have Morrgys PDF’s would you . Lost those , too. Heartsick over it all. Lesson learned.

    Thanks A lot Sophis


  5. Hello. I have read some of the first of the fire stories and was really enjoying it. However I have lost that file. Will you please send me ALL of the fire stories via email? I would really appreciate it.


    • The Fire Stories
      **Note to readers**

      We have discussed it and we are no longer emailing these stories out. I know from downloading the stories myself that the downloads do work. You do need a .mobi file reader. The page they download from even provides instructions. If you do not know where to find a mobi reader you can simply Google it. The internet is a wonderful world full of instructions!

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  6. Hope you had a good cruise and a Happy T-day! Hope as well that everything is okay with both of you. If things are okay and you have time, maybe we could get an early Christmas prezzie in the form of a chapter or 2, please, please?

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  7. not sure i like the new page layout. i am trying to re-read Somebody Like You and every time i click next at the bottom of the chapter it brings me to the next chapter of Play With Fire. it’s a little frustrating. It happened with other stories also

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  8. Greetings, Ladies! Hope you’re keeping warm in Chicago, Meg, and that all’s well out with you. Missy, hope things in Cali are good and life is treating you nicely. You both deserve that! Any chance you’ll be finishing your most current story soon? I’m so curious to find out what really happened to Hadley & I’ve really enjoyed the slow burn relationship building between Eric & Sookie in this one. You two take care! Hope to hear from you soon! 🙂 Wishing you both a Happy Mardi Gras in two weeks!

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  9. Doesn’t missy Dee have WordPress account? I was looking for it and can’t find it. Didn’t she write a story called “At your best”? I was listening to allliyah and was remembering your story. Any help please. And thank you for good stories. If not your story I apologize, but would still like help because you may know.


    • HI! We’re alive, I promise. Life has been busy for me. Meg and I still write daily, I just rarely get onto my computer. When we are on our computers we completely forget we were posting these stories once upon a time.

      I can’t remember the last story we were posting! Otherwise I’d update it 🤦‍♀️


  10. Help! At the risk of sounding like a whiner, I can’t read the right side of the screen. That green print on the blue background is too pale for me to read without putting my face an inch from the screen. Can you make the green darker?


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